What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop? A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers
How do you join the police? Handcuff them together.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.? A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!