The best age jokes

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Vote:
has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
Vote:
has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, drug, old people
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!" The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?" The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?" The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
Vote:
has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
Mum,can i dress a bra? No. Why not.I am 14 years old! How many times I will say you "no", Michael...
Vote:
has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
Vote:
has 54.66 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, husband, marriage, time
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
Vote:
has 54.13 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
A young lad is sitting at the table doing his homework. Dad, he says, "What is the difference between 'potentially' & 'realistically'"? Father scratches his chin, inhales sharply and says,"That's a tough one; it's probably easier to demonstrate. Go & ask your mother if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid; then ask your sister the same question" ... 2 minutes later, the lad is back. "Dad, they both said for 1 million quid...? Definitely!" Well son, says the old man, "There is your answer; potentially, we are sitting on 2 million quid; realistically, we are living with a pair of slags..!
Vote:
has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, work
<<<22232425
More jokes →
Page 22 of 33.