Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.