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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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