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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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