The best animal jokes

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, sport
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, heaven
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, animal, food
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, music
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, food
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, travel
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, holiday, geography
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, football, game