The best animal jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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Dog rules 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, it's yours.
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What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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