Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!" "There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time. My fee, of course, will be $1,500." Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.