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Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
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Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!" "There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time. My fee, of course, will be $1,500." Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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