Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos? Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.