The T. Rexes were all angry.
You know why?
Because these huge muscular creatures with these big muscular legs and these tiny little hands!
How would you feel, 60 million years never being able to masturbate?
That is the real reason dinosaurs are extinct right there.
They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming.
Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered.
Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Vote:
What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.