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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.
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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.
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Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
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Teacher: Give me an example of animal. Jimmy: Frog Teacher: Give me another. Jimmy: Another Frog.
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The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
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A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden. Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says: Mama, is that you?
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
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