What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.