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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
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What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall!
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What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
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Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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