What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts.
What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.