Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.
Two crocks rest on the basin of a zoo talking:
Yesterday, the caretaker cursed me, said the older one.
What did you do?
Asks the other. - I’ve swallowed him...
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message.
‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’
The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words.
You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’
‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.