What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?"
A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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One day there was a tortoise walking on the road.
Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.
The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race.
The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge.
It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line.
So the tortoise is still the champion of the race.
So remember this you snooze you loose!
What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
You hold his nose!
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
Warren.