Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.