Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk.
The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk.
However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.