Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.