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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.
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So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
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Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
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My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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