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How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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