Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. "Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. "It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam. "No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches." "Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door." So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all. In fact, he heard no sounds at all. Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out. "Talk to me, baby." "Moo."