The best animal jokes

Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
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