The best animal jokes

How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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