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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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