What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.