Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A: A snake in the brass.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies.
I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess."
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe!
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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