First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.