What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.