The best animal jokes

How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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