The best animal jokes

Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, mean
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, fitness
Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 57.11 % from 470 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 57.08 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 57.07 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 57.00 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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