Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."