The best animal jokes

Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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