Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear.
As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.