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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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