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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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