Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!