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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really.
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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