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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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