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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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