What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.