Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way.
What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.