The best animal jokes

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men, women, animal, beer, phone
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer, animal, hunting, family
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, travel
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, food
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, fish