What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?
A tail pail.
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.
What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.