What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades.
Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.
For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.
After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.