A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!