Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.