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A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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