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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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