Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.