The best animal jokes

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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