The best asian jokes

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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