A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.