Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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