The best baby jokes

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, doctor
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, ugly
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 34.80 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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has 34.66 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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