“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support.
I've got a wobbly coffee table.
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing?
A: He only had two worms.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A: He thought he saw a job.
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best"
Sony 16:9
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Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible?
A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.