The best black humor jokes

Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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has 65.69 % from 567 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 65.31 % from 427 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 65.20 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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