The best black humor jokes

What's funnier than cancer? Most things, really.
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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump. The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you get to the drop zone, there'll be trucks waiting to take you back to the base. Move out!" As scared as they are, they all make it out the door. The last recruit jumps out and slowly counts to 10 -- nothing. He frantically fumbles around and finds the emergency handle. He jerks on the cord, and it comes off in his hand. Raising his head to the heavens, he screams, "I bet them trucks ain't waiting either!!"
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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