How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
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Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good."
To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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One step forward, 12 floors down.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
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