What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.