What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.