The best black humor jokes

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, weather
So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob. "Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work." "Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday." So I call him on his cell. "What gives, bro,?" I ask. "Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes." I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty beer." "Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to crack open a cold one myself."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, friendship, time, work
These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, driving, friendship, travel, vulgar
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 62.39 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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has 62.06 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog, ethnic, food
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