Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.