The best black humor jokes

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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