Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.