I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.