how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.