The best black humor jokes

And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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How do you save a nigger from drowning? You take your foot of his head!
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
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