How do you save a nigger from drowning? You take your foot of his head!
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!