What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.